Vegetarian Dee

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

On Being a Parent

Job Description:
This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way,
I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!!

POSITION:
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop

JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long term, team players needed, for challenging,
permanent work in an
often chaotic environment.
Candidates must possess excellent communication
and organizational skills and be willing to work
variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends
and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
Some overnight travel required, including trips to
primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!
Travel expenses not reimbursed.
Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES:

The rest of your life.
Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily,
until someone needs $5.
Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.
Also, must possess the physical stamina of a
pack mule
and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat
in case, this time, the screams from
the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges,
such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets
and stuck zippers.
Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and
coordinate production of multiple homework projects.
Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings
for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.
Must be a willing to be indispensable one minute,
an embarrassment the next.
Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a
half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.
Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
Must assume final, complete accountability for
the quality of the end product.
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and
janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION:

None.
Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills,
so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:

None required unfortunately.
On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION:

Get this! You pay them!
Offering frequent raises and bonuses.
A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because
of the assumption that college will help them
become financially independent.
When you die, you give them whatever is left.
The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that
you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS:

While no health or dental insurance, no pension,
no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and
no stock options are offered;
this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love,
and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.

Forward this on to all the PARENTS you know, in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis,
letting them know they are appreciated
for the fabulous job they do...
or forward with love
to anyone thinking of applying for the job.
** FOOTNOTE **
THERE IS NO RETIREMENT -- EVER!!!

Manila Bulletin loves FLOW!



Thank you Irene and Em of Manila Bulletin for featuring FLOW IN THE CITY!! And thank you to all our sponsors for the goodies! :*

Thank you to my mind-body-spirit dentist Dra. Dorothy Hernandez-Prado for spotting this and having her secretary cut it our and save it for me!!!! Getting better too thanks to her good vibes and oil pulling!!!!

Sunday, August 14, 2011

FLOW GOES RAW

FLOW GOES RAW!
a surf yoga samba and raw food weekend retreat

August 27-29, 2011, San Juan Surf Resort, La Union

FLOW:SurfYogaSamba Goes Raw

...We're going the extra mile for health conscious people! This special Flow retreat is complemented with delicious and healthy raw vegan gourmet foods catered by Bali-certified raw food chef, Asha Peri of Dahon Kusina to help nourish your unique journey to self-discovery.

Package Rate: 10,350 php

Inclusions:
- 1 Vinyasa and 1 Yin Yoga session with Monica E. Manzano
- 2 Surf lessons at the San Juan Surf School of Luke landrigan
- 2 Samba lessons with Escola de Samba de Manila
- Roundtrip transfers
- 3D/2N aircon accommodation
- Raw Food meals and snacks by Asha Peri
- Tote bag with freebies from our sponsors: ParaKito, Mamo Yogaandtravel, Yoga+ at the Fort, I Go Beyond Yoga, Strip Manila, Browhaus Manila, Moringana & Rudy Project Philippines

PLUS! Introduction to ACRO YOGA for all participants in a yoga fusion class with Yoga+ and Beyond Yoga :)


Curious to see what dishes look like? :)
Raw Meals
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Thursday, August 4, 2011

LET GO AND LET IT FLOW



The organizers of FLOW SurfYogaSamba weekend retreat brought The FLOW package to Metro Manila last July 30, Saturday at Quantum Café. “We wanted those people who couldn’t come all the way to La Union because they can’t get away from work or their children, to be able to experience what FLOW was all about”, the FLOW team says.




The program started with a Yoga Fusion class which was collaborated by Monica Eleazar-Manzano of FLOW, Aisa Locsin of Yoga+ and Tricia Gotamco of MAMO Yoga & Travel.


Yummymummy Monica helping Yummmymummy Denise with her Downward Dog!

Then Monica introduced some partner yoga poses for the eager yogis to practice with their friends. After the yoga class, Bali trained Raw Food chef, Asha Peri talked about Raw Vegan Food and presented some delicious samples during the Vegetarian Buffet dinner catered by Quantum Café.



yes, vegan barbecue!!

All throughout the program, prizes were being given out to the guests who were so happy to participate in the fun games. People who wanted to know more about what happens during a FLOW SurfYogaSamba weekend were able to view videos from past weekends.


FLOW Organizers Monica and Noelle with friends and Twinkle Ferraren of Quantum Cafe

To cap of the fun-filled night was a rockin’ performance by Escola de Samba de Manila led by Toni Bernardo. Denise Gonzales taught some samba moves and danced the night away.





All participants were able to bring home an assortment of awesome goods from FLOW’s fabulous friends- Yoga+ at the Fort, Beyond Yoga, Made for Movement Yoga & Travel, B&B Pilates, Manila Moves, Headware, Rudy Project, STRIP, Browhaus, FCUkay, Two Ocean, Hardy’s, Vodka Ice, Vodka Cruiser & Monkey Bar.


The next FLOW weekend retreat is FLOW goes RAW on August 27-29 long weekend at San Juan Surf Resort, La Union with Bali-certified raw foodie chef Asha Peri! It's going to be amazing!!





We yummymummies are soooo excited about FLOW that I named our newest INDIGObaby Hot Pockets Pouch GO WITH THE FLOW!!

Monday, August 1, 2011

grieving..

for my lost teeth. i am sorry i didnt take better care of you..i miss you.